boehnerboner:

w-u-m-b-o:

itsjoannabanana:

itsjiabnABVANHSANA (itsjoannabanana)

as[p0-yu[p-m [==bn [-op (w-u-m-b-o) …

 bnpoehn erboner (boehnerboner)

 slerplesordays (sleeplessfordays)

boehnerboner:

cloysterbell:

eleventhbastard:

charles-xaviers:

pfaffitis:

i’m incredibly awkward for 7-10 days at a time.

DUH I CAN READ MINDS AND I AM UNBEARABLY HANDSOME

Bastardizing the masses…eleven times?

I can call the Doctor back to the TARDIS and use Aurora Beam, Protect, Ice Beam and Clamp?

 I am John Boehner’s boner.

 I can go long periods of time without sleeping… Hey, that’s no superpower!! Every teenager can do it!! I feel jipped…

siriusblackisababe:

potterinthetardis:

support-love-accept:

That’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever read in my life.

oh my god

hahaha

HELLO. MY NAME IS HARRY JAMES POTTER. VOLDEMORT KILLED MY PARENTS. PREPARE TO DIE.